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Figure 1. An Ogre, photographed by intrepid adventurer Brian Drummond, near the top of Goatfell, on the Isle of Arran, in July, 1996.

[Ed. note: Ogres are not actually indigenous to the Isle, as far as we know, but all of the ones we could find to poll do think they could live there fairly happily.]

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